What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 01:34

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Dr No
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
You Only Live Twice
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
A View to a Kill
Why don't I want to talk to my girlfriend when she loves me a lot? I feel bored.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Octopussy
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From Russia With Love
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-All the bad guys are black.
Why do only ugly women like me on Tinder? Is it because I'm an ugly man?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-J W Pepper
Goldfinger
Diamonds Are Forever
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Ah so!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
What are some things that children used to wait for, but are no longer common in today's society?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Live and Let Die
How do flat earthers explain the Earth being stationary? Is this concept considered impossible?
-”She is very sexyful!”
Moonraker
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Why did lobsters evolve bright colors if they are neither poisonous nor venomous?